The Adoring Fan, Satan, and Other Companions Part 3
Continuing with AF's Really Dumb Deal with the Devil and this even dumber story...
Suddenly the apparition manifests herself...
Eluna: "You rang?"
Brinn: Who are you???
I am Eluna! You were praying for some help?
Brinn: Our dear friend, the Adoring Fan, completely adores only HIMSELF after making a deal with the devil!
Eluna: Yeah, given what Satan bestowed upon him, I imagine he turns the ladies on, eh?
Brinn: Except that it is an evil plot by Satan to take their souls away!
Brinn: Don't look now, Eluna, but they are over there! Look into their eyes - what is left of them!!!
Eluna: I gotta go now, my dear! Stay away from him! I will be in touch!
In the meantime, AF is not so happy with how his girls look, so he visits Satan.
Devil Dude, we really need to talk! You gave me this huge pair of *erm* underwear, and all hang real well with me - but my girls only stare blankly and aren't much fun any more!
Satan: Heheh, well Fan Boy, you asked for the hot girls, but you never talked about their hearts and souls.
AF: Sheesh! And remember that time I asked you to make me feel ONE with my beautiful Yilandria? I have a few issues with your work there too, Satan!
Satan: When you sign a contract always read the fine print! And besides, you two ARE one there - merged right between her huge... I mean, at the heart! Come on, that looks very comfy!
AF: Well, my head yes, but her panties are really restrictive! How the hell do women wear such tight outfits?
Suddenly, Luna appears:
Luna: Satan is a very bad influence on you, AF!
Luna: Leave him alone, Satan! He is an innocent at heart!
Satan: He sold his soul for what is in his underwear now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luna: You tricked him! He will gladly return your underworld undies for his eternal soul!
AF: I will??? I like my hugeness down there now!
Luna: Not this again!!!
Luna: Listen up, AF! You see that Red Orb around you? You are almost totally taken over by Satan now!
You must go for my place of blue above these gross red realms! I smell real nice too, don't I lover boy? Now follow me!
AF: But I love my new power panties, Luna!
Satan: Gets them everytime!
One night the Adoring Fan downs several mugs and has a visit from Satan, who offers AF anything he wants - again!
Still being a virgin himself, AF begs the devil for a virgin girlfriend - and someone who will always be true to him!
After much consideration to find the perfect match, Satan tells AF that he has found such a one and that she is currently in AF's bed! BUT first AF must agree to always be true to her too! AF agrees wholeheartedly with Satan's apparently very romantic terms. The thought of a virgin woman only true to him was just too much to resist!
AF immediately rushes in to see his new love! WHOA!!!
Come here AF! I am Alexus, and I am all yours from now on! :wub:
You want me? No way!
AF turns to leave, but Alexus makes her move! Ooooh, that tickles!
Don't we make a cute couple?
AF stares into the void - what have I agreed to!!!???
Still staring into the heart of the void - and wondering how he can get out of his agreement with Satan...
Alexus just wants to be held close!
Come on, AF! Give me a hug! No one ever holds or rubs me.
Love can work out our differences, AF - I promise you!
Continuing our story, AF is still very reluctant to engage Alexus...
So the Devil casts a spell of Awesome Attractiveness - and AF immediately begins staring ecstatically at Alexus!
I will sit on the bed and you dance for me - okay Alexus?
Alexus agrees and really shakes it for AF! AF's hair stands at full attention!
Alexus continues to pour it on! Satan is very pleased with his work.
Alexus strokes AF's fully erect hair - I so love your hair, AF! I would die to have hair again! AF swoons with each stroke...
AF: What happened to your hair, Alexus?
Alexus: I lost everything except for my bones when I was a mere 23 year old virgin! It was said by many that I would be the next Miss Cyrodiil - but...
AF: What happened???
Alexus: It is way too sad to tell you during this time of Happy Holidays celebrations - this being the season of good cheer.
Though my accident did occur exactly a year ago and had to do with way too much holiday drinking, using a bunch of warm oil on a slip-and-slide, followed by lighting the Yuletide Log. It was a horrific scene - everything burned up! I am so sorry, AF - I have said too much - again!
AF: Saddened to the point of tears. Oh, dear Alexus....... Well, I once tried warm oil on a plastic blowup dolly, followed by her and I having a smoke afterwards - and yes, it is a very dangerous combination! Most of my hair burned up, as did my very last blowup dolly - but my hair did grow back.
AF continues:
Here is an old picture of that terrible time, and also my solution - in case you would like to see it, Alexus. Will your hair ever grow back?
Alexus crying uncontrollably: I don't think so, AF! Can you accept me anyway?
AF: Of course, my precious! Beauty is only skin deep! Plus, you give a whole new meaning to "low maintenance"!
To sad to continue right now...
But what happens when Satan's spell wears off? Will AF stay attracted to Alexus? Why is the Devil doing this anyway? And what of our sad little "almost was a Beauty Queen" Alexus - will she ever get over her terrible fate?
Happy *sniff* Holidays everyone! ;)
Companions are from Divine Avenger - thanks man! Axel sent his superfine sister to AF's rescue!
After some wild times over the Holidays with Alexus, AF sobers up and decides he really does NOT want to be with her.
Once again, AF begs Satan to let him out of his vow of everlasting commitment to Alexus. (This one is a repost.)
However, it is too late - for Satan has already sent out this love pose with the Wedding invitations!
AF: And where is this wedding to be?
Satan devilishly responds: By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I always wanted to say that! And here we are!
AF: "Now that is truly annoying! Please Satan, let me out of this vow!!! I will do anything!" But Satan is way to pleased with this plan, and flatly refuses...
Satan: Just look at the lovely Alexus - and her beautiful hair you gave her over the Holidays! Remember what you said, AF, that beauty is only skin deep? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone is waiting, AF!
AF begs Uriel to intervene but no one is listening to his whining.
AF pretends to be choked by an evil spirit but no one is amused.
Then he tells everyone that a bad moon is arising - but no one is buying.
The wise Uriel blesses AF and tells him that Alexus' and his transcendental love can touch the moon and beyond.
Uriel: "Alexus, do you take AF for your awful wedded husband?" Alexus: "I sure do!!!"
Uriel: "AF, do you take Alexus for your lawful wedded wife?"
AF: Wait a minute! What about the "Does anyone object to this marriage" part???!!! Come on, people!!!
To be continued...
In the meantime:
The new Christmas mod is very very nice...
Some of the gang go to Bruma to enjoy the holiday spirit around town.
They find a beautiful tree.
All appears fine as they enjoy the various entertainments...
Including an auspicious lunar alignment...
And more lunar luck.
Still hanging the bulbs on the tree.
It is too friggin' cold for the girls' outfits but Uriel doesn't mind. Wait a minute - isn't he dead?
Hmmm, are these guys really Santa's helpers?
Or is there a conspiracy afoot to kill Uriel? Again!
The bears are confronted...
and fortunately for the bears, Anarane vouches for them.
And...
Aliyah, the nature girl, finds a giant nirnroot.
Communing with nature...
More women and flowers...
Get those friggin' flowers out of my face!
How come none of us can ever read these damn stones?
Sheesh! Another one of these unreadable stones! So does anyone know what this one means?
After a long day of unsuccessfully trying to translate the stone, they get some unexpected help!
It says, "Only you can prevent... giant Nirnroot extinction!"
Did he mean this kind of Nirnroot?
Just kidding! Heheh...
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Special thanks to Divine Avenger for his awesome Satan! Great job, man!!!
* Also, thanks to Divine Avenger for getting Layla (based on a Jerros downloadable character) back in my game as a CM Partner with Babe hair. Much appreciated!
Brinn, AF, Cora, etc., are also CM partners from Divine Avenger based on Blackie's mod. Brinn's man-friend (my pc) is from a Daemon Born Race by Eldrac. Anarane is a companion courtesy of highpressure. Most female attire is from the Apachii Goddesses mod..