LAYLA AND OTHER COMPANION ANTICS Part 1

All the following companions (except for Neeshka) are courtesy of Divine Avenger.
Awesome work, Avenger!!!

*** WARNING *** Severe wackiness and many scantily-clad female action figures follow.

Returning to the Feed Bag where it all began for Layla...
Layla and Neeshka are re-united after a long absence.
Brinn introduces her man-friend to Layla.
Layla starts yacking with Brinn's man-friend...
Brinn keeps a very close eye on her man-friend!

Someone hits on Brinn who gives him a warm warning.
Layla senses trouble!
Brinn does not give second warnings!

First known instance of a booby trap used in battle:
Woman bares boobies and causes a street battle to stop!
The outrage! (or is he simply adjusting the volume?)
The girls are wondering why all the fighting has stopped, whereas an Imperial Guard has never seen such a shocking tactic employed before.
The battle resumes as most men now agree that booby traps are an unfair practice - both in love and in war.

AF suffers from delusions of grandeur, and believes these are all "his" girls:.
Our beloved Annoying Fan (AF) is dancing away with our badass's girlfriend, Brinn.

AF is a legend in his own mind. He now wants us to meet "his" girls.
Here AF tells his girls what his big battle plan is.
Many many hours later, after everyone returns from battle, they find AF still right there, dreaming how he single-handedly saved the day. They notice that he has pissed in his pants.

Fortunately for AF, the girls really love him, and even help dry him off.
Unfortunately, AF also got piss on Brinn's boyfriend's boots!
The girls all laugh, "Urine trouble again, AF!"
AF tries to get out of it by saying he has learned a valuable lesson, "It is better to be pissed off than pissed on!"
You must die for that, AF!
But the girls protest mightily!

If not death, then his hair must go! Again, the girls say, NO WAY!!! We love his hair!!!!
Doesn't take much to guess who wins...

Layla: gf1, you remind me of AF!
gf1: Watch it girlie! I can still change your clothes! Even better, I will have AF start hitting on you! HAHAHAHAHA!

Layla: I love his blond hair...
gf1: You loved his blond hair - he just got it hacked off. He is working on it though... (to be continued)

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You may recall that the Annoying Fan (AF) narrowly escaped with his life intact, but unfortunately not his hair! His hair was what charmed the girls - they were always running their fingers through it, brushing it, etc. But now they hardly come by to see AF any more.
However, our dear AF has a plan involving a new, highly experimental technique from a secret medical journal - that promises to restore his head of hair and get his girls to care for him again!

After a very long day restoring his hair, AF begs Tamara to read from his very favorite book - Revenge of the Adoring Fan* by Divine Avenger - a real page-turner!

Remember AF's plan to restore his head of hair to get his girls to care for him again?

Well, now with his newly-transferred hair (and we do hope that is his UPPER hair in this screenie), it now has the capacity to point toward the woman AF wants the most!

AF knows why too! Because he loves to play with Tam! Leapfrog, that is!
So all the girls play with AF..
"I dressed like this for leapfrog?", they ponder.
But soon AF's devious plan becomes obvious - he is about to leapfrog Tam right into bed!

Unfortunately for AF, his worst nightmare has just arrived - also busting Layla for insisting on taking her turn!

So the above is what was reported in The Tamriel Times that killed AF's fun playing leapfrog with the girls. But according to our Annoying Fan that is a bunch of media BS perpetrated by the Union for Bad-Ass Dudes (UBAD). Here is what AF says really happened...

Life according to AF:
BCube first begs me for forgiveness - for barging into MY chambers. Some of the girls want to skewer him immediately, but I restrain them.

"What did I do?", says BCube, feigning innocence. But the members of the jury are itching for justice! They so love me.
ME, in my great compassion, ponder: "To forgive or not..."

Right then BCube makes a desperate attempt, but I very handily block him! Kee-yawww!!!! Don't f*** with the Fan!
By the light of the moons, justice will be served. I love all the moons...
I have come to my final verdict: "Bye-bye LeapFrog Party-Pooper! And isn't it ironic that my hair is now pointing at your girlfriend Brinn?!"

*Oh yeah, wait a while.* OK, Action! "Go for the Light, BCube!"
Good work girls! Tam, please don't point that gun at me! Let's go finish our game now!

To perhaps your dismay or disbelief, this will be continued... :)

* Also, special thanks to Divine Avenger for getting Layla (based on a Jerros downloadable character) back in my game as a CM Partner with Babe hair. Much appreciated! Brinn, AF, Cora, etc., are also CM partners from Divine Avenger based on Blackie's mod. Brinn's man-friend (my pc) is from a Daemon Born Race by Eldrac.