Part 4 of Kara's Journal #3
Where we left off (from Part 3...Flame apparently flames the Head Dremora's big battle strategy (Well, bosses can be very sensitive about control and prone to over-reacting at times):
Flame: Sir, I know this may not be the best moment and I don't wish to flame you, but your queue idea REALLY SUCKS! [DialUp #0]
Continuing on...
Dremora while turning away from me: "WHAT did you just say Flame?" [ DialUp #1]
Speak Up NOW Flame! What did you say? [DialUp #2]
Flame: Uhhhh..., That your queue idea REALLY ROCKS Sir! Yes! It ROCKS REALLY Big Time! Sir, why are you attacking me?! [DialUp #3]
Dremora: You will never FLAME again, Flame! (Kara thinks: That sounds like good news for everybody! Though he does seem to be over-reacting to her criticism...) [DialUp #4]
Dremora: "OK everyone. Back in the queue! And remember, no flaming! Flame really burned me and I almost got killed by this this bee-aatchh! (Kara thinks - Hey, he just flamed me. He broke his own rule! " [DialUp #5]
Rocky the Storm Atronach: "I have been waiting in this line a long time!" (and whispers to himself "Flame was right about this queue - it sucks!" Then he yells "That does it! Gangway! Coming Through!" [DialUp #6]
That is one big fist! [DialUp #7]
Rocky: Ha! That won't work! Heart of stone! [DialUp #8]
I then try to divert the Dremora's attention: "Hey look! Over there! Some hands! You need some!" [DialUp #9
Dremora does not appreciate my comment and hits me very hard! [DialUp #10]
I will strangle you for that! Drat! That's not going to work either... [DialUp #11]
In a moment of weakness, he hesitates and asks "Oh alright then. Where did you say those hands are?" [DialUp #12]
... leaving himself wide open! I don't think you will be needing them now! [DialUp #13]
Hey Rocky! That's your boss you're stomping on! [DialUp #14]
I could dull my blade on this guy he is so dense... [DialUp #15]
Now the very first Dremura - who wanted to offer his hand (still not sure how) in marriage to Kara (who has had that effect on some real bad guys before) - died somewhat earlier when he tried to get it on with her through one final, and very desperate, last-ditch effort (May the Nines protect me for revealing these again!):
Dremora (singing): "Do you wanna dance and hold my (uhh...) hand? Tell me baby..." Owwww! My blade slipped and I just stuck myself really bad! [DialUp #16]
I guess you did! And your Last Tango in Oblivion was just awful! Although not a bad ending... [DialUp #17]
I'd better check his pulse. Nope, he won't be doing THAT again! [DialUp #18]
Better make sure. This guy was really evil even if he did have the hots for me! Hmmm, something's still throbbing down there... [DialUp #19]
Hey! You just gotta let it go! You were too evil for me! I mean bad boys can be fun, but you were WAY over the top - all this taking over the world business!!! It has just got to STOP! And then trying to win me over with that almost unforgiveable singing and dancing! How low can you go? [DialUp #20]
to be continued after Kara changes out of her beat up armor ...