Parts 1 and 2 from Kara's Journal #3: Day 44 - In Oblivion

Who is this???    [DialUp #1]

This guy has a face only a mother could love!    [DialUp #2]

The old Dremora responds: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY MISSY???!!! (Note to self: Stop thinking! This wise old Dremora can read my mind!)    [DialUp #3]

He continues: Whoa! You are a HOTTIE!!! Wait! I look a lot better in this light. What do you think of me now, sweet cakes? Do you and I have a shot?    [DialUp #4]

I am almost speechless but finally say: Well, to be perfectly honest - NO!!! But if I have to choose between the two looks, I prefer you in this other light, as it matches my Umbra. See?    [DialUp #5]

Horrified with this rejection, the Dremora violently withdraws, apparently slicing off both his hands on my extended Umbra! I try to console him, but to little avail...    [DialUp #6]

Oh my God! How does he keep his blade up like that? I think I may be in some real trouble here!    [DialUp #7]

He looks very upset with me! (Hmmm, now I know the meaning of the saying "There is no wrath like the wrath of a scorned..." Oh, nevermind.)    [DialUp #8]

Ouch!!! He is definitely peeved at me!    [DialUp #9]

Ohhhh boy - there goes a chunk of his arm! But at least he finally dropped that zapper-blade!    [DialUp #10]

You have got to be kidding me! This cannot be called hand-to-hand! I am now truly weirded out!    [DialUp #11]

Come on, give it up already!!!    [DialUp #12]

After finishing off this evil and older would-be suitor, I moved on, and lo and behold, a very close and younger relative of his:
He doesn't have hands either! This must run in the family! So I realized that I had NOT cut off my wanabe suitor's hands, but that he simply got upset because I didn't want to populate whatever world with his whomevers...    [DialUp #13]

You are much better looking than the last one! Though don't get any funny ideas!    [DialUp #14]

The new Dremora says: Just because my sword is a little bent, doesn't mean there's no fight left in it!    [DialUp #15]

Hey Missy, you WOULD have cut my hand off with that swing - except I don't have one! Hah! You missed me!    [DialUp #16]

And finally he says, I am done for!    [DialUp #17]

(End of Day 44? Nope!)

The very best to all of you! Kara.    [DialUp #18]

* Kara is from a Floydian1 Character download and various beauty and clothing mods.