Some Shivering Isles shots:
Well, "That Dude" and Neeshka decided to go for a nice romantic walk around Shivering Isles - having heard it was very pretty. Unfortunately, Neeshka did not follow That Dude through the first door.
Very pretty! Well, so far so good... [DialUp #1]
Still pretty! This place is very colorful! [DialUp #2]
Hmmm, blood spurting out of his ugly ass - that's a bit too colorful! [DialUp #3]
This guy is much bigger! And so much for pretty! [DialUp #4]
What is the health level on this guy anyway? [DialUp #5]
A new portal for Neeshka! And the awaiting SI Welcome Wagon! [DialUp #1]
More extending of a warm welcome to Neeshka! [DialUp #2]
A very sweet reunion! Ahhhh.... That Dude: Neeshka, can you now carry some of your 30 sets of panties and negligees I have been hauling all over SI for you? [DialUp #3]
Neeshka: So try to remember where that light spot is, Dude, for when we want to go home! That Dude: Uhhh... it shouldn't be too hard, Neeshka, unless that creature floats away! [DialUp #4]
Thanks again, Hector, for letting our companions visit Shivering Isles! [DialUp #5]
Voracious One to Voracious 2: Do WHATEVER he says!!! [DialUp #1]
Neeshka, impressed with That Dude's defense of her [DialUp #1] and also his interesting use of his blade [DialUp #2] - she invites That Dude to join her in a rehearsal of a big dance number she has been working on. But That Dude is less than enthusiastic...
No way I am dancing with swords! First it looks girlie and secondly, someone could get hurt! [DialUp #1]
Oh alright! What do I know about the ways of women? [DialUp #2]
Yeah, yeah, I know, this looks really lame! But have you seen her ass? [DialUp #3]
Check it out! Yowza! Damn! I missed my turn! [DialUp #4]
Like this baby? Neeshka: Get that hand up and watch that blade! [DialUp #5]
Look Neeshka! I am the Karate Dude! [DialUp #6]
Sorry Neeshka! I will be more careful, I promise... [DialUp #7]
See? Two hands now! [DialUp #8]
I am sure glad no one else can see me doing this! My reputation as a Level 53 Grand Champion Arch Mage would be shot! But I sure love Neeshka and will do anything for her! [DialUp #9]
WTF! What is HE doing here, and with a damn camera! Let me at him! [DialUp #10]
Neeshka: Take it easy, Dude! You are losing control! Stop poking the cameraman! Oh, wait, that is just gf1 - OK, go ahead! Now Dude, regain your composure, and get back here for the big finale!
OMG! I am so sorry, Neeshka! gf1 made me do that!!! Let me off him once and for all! [DialUp #11]
Neeshka: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
That Dude: I guess you will be on top tonight, eh Neeshka?
Don't cry Neeshka, just because our dancing was a total flop! Here, let me wipe that really big teardrop away... Come on, let's go exploring Neeshka - that always cheers you up! [DialUp #1]
Soon our happy-once-again duo stumbles on some place in Shivering Isles neither one can remember the name of, so I cannot type it up here. In any event, they are attacked, but decide to divide and conquer:
Dude, don't kill him! He is perfect for our dance troupe! [DialUp #2]
Sorry Neeshka! Too late![DialUp #3]
Neeshka (flying): Hey Dude! Downgrade those damn Arrows of Immolation! [DialUp #4]
Hey guys! I have found an over-the-top way out of this hellhole! [DialUp #5]
Neeshka, after seeing the Gatekeeper swat a guard away like a fly... [DialUp #1]
...resorts to what she knows how to do best - BSing! "I swear, Sir Gatekeeper - it IS a beautiful sunset! Just turn around and look!" [DialUp #1]